
Is it normal for a man to thoroughly enjoy a good joke about vaginal flatulence? A naive version of myself would have said yes to this in a heart beat. But the seasoned vet I am today, has to be honest when answering. The truth is,
queefs,
varts, cunt farts or whatever the kids are calling them these days, aren't even that funny. And you won't ever realize this until you been privy to a living, breathing bout of the chronic
queef. Over the years, countless
varts have been fired off recklessly in my general direction. And let me tell you, friends, they are revolting and generally reek of an animal waste product.
If a
queef were to happen during sex, my dick would go limp faster than a homosexual's wrist. I can't even look at the girl in the same light, as a matter of fact, from that moment on the relationship is in a steady state of decline. Sure it may not be her fault, but how would she react if I farted or took an "accidental" poop on her face while we were
doin' it? My guess is the answer to that question isn't "in stride."
At this point in my life, I'd sooner laugh at a retard before I laughed at a
vart joke, it just seems to me like the humane thing to do...
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